Don’t you just love it when…

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…movies are so bad they’re good?!

So apart from visiting Gnomesville today (which was pretty awesome in itself!), I also sat through THREE movies in a row….like a movie marathon but BETTER. Funny thing is, I am actually going to a movie marathon on Sunday for the Easter holiday special thing…and the people I am going with somehow thought

1. Clash of the Titans
2. The Dark Knight and
3. Sherlock Holmes

was a completely better marathon than:

1. Kick Ass
2. Green Zone
3. The Wolfman

I MEAN SERIOUSLY. DOES MARATHON TWO NOT SOUND BETTER TO EVERYONE?! *sigh* First off….who hasn’t seen The Dark Knight (kind of overrated too imo), Sherlock Holmes was piss poor BORING and Clash of the Titans…..well I can already tell it’ll be CRAP by its movie poster and trailer, and how it is marketed in 3D. Ugh.

ANYWAY.

Tonight, the movie marathon was pretty good…..because we saw:

1. Whiteout
2. Cube
3. From Dusk til Dawn

Pretty awesome series of movies right there…..but OH GOD. WHITEOUT. WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS FILM?!

Seriously, can anyone actually tell me what this is about because we all had NO EFFING IDEA by the end of the movie. Not only is the dialogue and scenes horribly written, the acting is so bad it’s laughable. In fact…it was so bad I am writing this right now to remind me to write a review about it later on. Honestly, if you’re bored and you want an entertaining Z-grade film to watch……SEE WHITEOUT. You won’t be disappointed.

Cube was also pretty interesting……..it’s like Saw but older and there are no serial killers….but there are traps and they are stuck in a series of cubes. Pretty cool movie – definitely want to see the other two!

From Dusk til Dawn was a whole other story…I had seen it before years ago but rewatched it again tonight and it was pretty fucking hilarious. Like, the first half hour you kind of get the feeling it’ll go off on a Natural Born Killers tangent where everyone will just DIE but then vampires suddenly appear out of NOWHERE and all the funny breaks loose. God I love Tarantino. And Robert Rodriguez. ;D I actually cannot wait til Machete comes out now….because seeing Danny Trejo in that movie just totally reminded me of Machete and how awesome it’ll be.

~ Jakki posted at 3:03 am

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• I’m still alive!
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